"Work That Pole Boo!"

So today my big homie had her first dance recital for her pole class. My girl does it all: Spelman grad, handles big buck accounts for GE, hair, sewing, you name it! All I have to say is "Now that's a bad bish! a bad bish!" Last night while practicing, she gave me a quick tutorial, and I must say I have a whole new respect for skrippers. While my homie @SimonePierce is not a stripper (nor does she have the desire to be), she scales that pole like a mf'n pro!

So I'm watching her prepare for the show and I'm thinking "oh that looks easy, I can prolly do it!"...#EPICFAIL! Past busting my ass and a couple of pole burns, I think I get the gist, but I definitely have a long way to go. The strength it takes to lift your own body weight and try to look sexy doing it is unimaginable. But my homie?! My homie?! She's a bad bish! makin' this shit look easy and puttin' y'all basic strip club booty bouncers job in jeopardy after only 2 months in! #killnyouhoes

Shout out to Tiffalicious for the footage!