#BasicBitchGameProper

In today's edition of "Basic Bitch Game Proper", we have the ever so flashy "5 star" chick. Notice how she "runs this town" with the city on her neck. The multiple fabrics are awesome. Something like a walking JoAnn Fabric's store. The tutu? Well those are the new Spanx. Didn't ya know? And those boots "are made for walkin"...to the bus stop.

This look is certified "Bad". Don't you think?

Let His 'Balls' Go!

So in Run-it-in-the-ground news today, more and more hoes are coming out of the closet screamin "I f*cked Tiger too!". So far the count is up to 11, I think. My thoughts: "Who gives a fcuk?" Last I checked he doesn't identify with the "B's" anyway *thinkn out loud*. But seriously though, do I really have to hear about every nut Tiger busts? We didn't hear this much about those green jackets he was winnin on "y'all" asses! Hell, I'm jealous that my sex-capades aren't that popular. I kid. I kid.

Apparently, Gatorade has dropped him from the endorsement roster (I'm sure he can still pay his bills), his momma-in-law went to the hospital today, his crash report was released, and now he's vowing to start making better decisions like cheating with a black girl instead. Okay so I made the last one up. But really, can we let his balls go now?

"Baby, I Just Wanna Fcuk Yo' Shoes!"

Every REAL girl likes a good shoe, and nowadays it seems like the guys are lovin' em too. "Baby, you can keep the shoes on!" (y'all know y'all heard or said that before). So ladies, if your sex life is a lil dim right now, take a look in your closet, then head to the mall. Here's a couple of sure fire "bootie getters" (pun intended):



These Christian Louboutin high heel cage booties are yours for a mere $1595 for all you bosses out there.



If your pockets are a little more basic-ish you can run to BeBe and cop these sexy-til-Louboutin-pulls-up Lanie Studded Heel Booties for a more recession friendly price of $98.

That Ignorant Sh*t You Like

So today marks a glorious day in the ignorance...I mean world of Hip-Hop. One of my all time favorite guilty pleasure artists- Gucci Mane, beats down the block today with the release of his new album, The State vs. Radric Davis. Call me ghetto, but I think this marks a Thug Holiday. I've been rockin' out to all 80 thousand of Gucci's mixtapes and albums for years. Finally, the ever-so-crusty-lipped one is releasing an album with a decent amount of promotion surrounding it! Yayy Gucci!

While I haven't listened to the whole album yet, I'm sure I'll love it. After all who doesn't like a little ignorant shit to ride to while your cursing someone out in this ATL traffic? "on 285 I keep ridin' in a circle"...Reviews coming soon...*standing in the checkout line @ Target*

Honorable mention: According to the Twitter buzz, The Clipse also releases their album today. No promo. lol

"Everybody's Doin' It"

So today is the big day. I think I'm ready. I mean after all, EVERYBODY'S doin' it. How bad could it hurt??? It'll probably make me feel good. And hell, I'll probably be better @ it than everyone else. Today I'ma do it.......I'ma start bloggin':-)

Shout out to Tiffalicious and Haus of Yvo for the inspiration. They've been "doin' it" :-)